Syndicated Sickness

>John Stamos probably hasn’t aged in 20 years.

>He’s just gotten rid of his mullet.

>Age differences for dating are only weird when one person is still in high school.

>Or if you’re 86-year-old Hugh Hefner and 26-year-old Crystal Harris.

>I ain’t sayin she a gold digger.

>The amount of recreational time spent looking at a screen is sickening.

>If it’s assumed all guys know about sports, what is the general topic girls are supposed to talk about? Hair?

>I hate being around Lambeau Field on game days.

>Blasphemy? Maybe.

 

[i once dated someone who worked at mcdonald's. she came up and asked if i wanted a big mac]-john stamos-

[I once dated someone who worked at mcdonald's. she came up and asked if i wanted a big mac]
-john stamos-

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5 responses on “Syndicated Sickness

  1. I really enjoyed this one lol! Also, I would totally offer John Stamos a big mac any day.

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