>John Stamos probably hasn’t aged in 20 years.
>He’s just gotten rid of his mullet.
>Age differences for dating are only weird when one person is still in high school.
>Or if you’re 86-year-old Hugh Hefner and 26-year-old Crystal Harris.
>I ain’t sayin she a gold digger.
>The amount of recreational time spent looking at a screen is sickening.
>If it’s assumed all guys know about sports, what is the general topic girls are supposed to talk about? Hair?
>I hate being around Lambeau Field on game days.
>Blasphemy? Maybe.
![[i once dated someone who worked at mcdonald's. she came up and asked if i wanted a big mac]-john stamos-](http://megalomaniacmickay.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/5.jpg?w=470&h=369)
I really enjoyed this one lol! Also, I would totally offer John Stamos a big mac any day.
haha me too! if only we could lure him into burger king
“Or if you’re 86-year-old Hugh Hefner and 26-year-old Crystal Harris.”
Shuddered on both counts )
Right?! He’s rich, I get it, but there are so many other rich, not ancient guys she could choose from.
Ronaldo is taken )